Malam Pertama Pasangan muda yang sama-sama masih perawan akhirnya
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| Masing-masing gugup ketika menghadapi malam pertama, namun tidak ada
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| mau mengaku atau bertanya kepada pasangannya tentang apa yang harus
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| dilakukan.
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| Didera kebingungan, si pengantin lelaki bertanya kepada ayahnya
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| "Ayah, apa yang harus saya lakukan?"
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| "Telanjanglah dan naik ke tempat tidur", jawab ayahnya.
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| Kemudian ia melakukan apa yang disarankan ayahnya.
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| Si pengantin perempuan terperanjat setengah mati melihat kelakuan
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| suaminya,
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| ia kemudian bertanya kepada ibunya.
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| "Telanjanglah dan ikutlah suamimu", saran ibunya.
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| Setelah perempuan itu telanjang dan berbaring beberapa lama, si
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| pengantin
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| lelaki pergi ke luar bilik dan bertanya lagi kepada ayahnya,
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| "Apa lagi yang harus saya lakukan?" lalu ayahnya menjawab,
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| "Lihatlah tubuh isterimu. Kemudian masukkan bahagian tubuhmu yang
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| paling
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| keras ke tempat isterimu kencing!"
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| Beberapa saat kemudian, giliran si pengantin perempuan bertanya
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| ibunya.
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| "Apa yang harus saya lakukan?"
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| Ibunya balik bertanya, "Apa yang sedang dilakukan suamimu?"
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| Setengah mengeluh si pengantin perempuan berkata,
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| "Ia sedang membenamkan kepalanya ke dalam mangkuk tandas!"
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| Wakakakakakakaa..............

Dah nak dekat 2 minggu dah kaki aku berbalut je..Bila la kaki aku nak sembuh nie..Lama dah aku menanti..Lama jugak aku x dapat main futsal..Tgk je kawan2 aku main..kalau aku masuk main mmg cari nahas la..Kaki ni lambat pulak dia nak sembuh..macam2 aku dah buat..Nampak gaya macam xdapat nak main bola lagi..Haih..nasib aku..Nak buat macam mana..

Waaa..sakitnye...

Semalam baru je aku masuk court nak main futsal je, dah kene tackle..Terus jatuh..Tau2 je kaki aku dah terseliuh..
Waaa...xsempat nak main.kaki da sakit.
Balik rumah je tengok2 kaki aku dah bengkak..Nasib baik xpatah..sakitnyee...

Xtau ar camne nak gi kelas nie..Sakit wehh

Seorang bapa pulang ke rumah dalam keadaan letih
disambut baik oleh anaknya yang berusia 7 tahun.
Sambil mengangkat briefcase ayahnya, si anak itu
bertanya kepada ayah.....

Anak: Ayah...ayah.. boleh Amin tanya satu
soalan?

Ayah: Hmmm....nak tanya apa?

Anak: Ayah...berapa pendapatan ayah sejam di
pejabat?

Ayah: Itu bukan urusan kamu, buat apa sebuk-
sebuk nak tanya?
Si ayah mula menengking.

Anak: Amin saja nak tahu ayah... Tolonglah
beritahu berapa pendapatan ayah sejam di
pejabat?
Si anak mula merayu pada ayahnya.

Ayah: 20 ringgit sejam.. Kenapa nak tahu?
Jerkah ayahnya lagi.

Anak: Oh..20 ringgit..
Amin menundukkan mukanya.

Anak: Ayah.. boleh tak bagi Amin pinjam 10
ringgit dari ayah?

Si ayah mula menjadi berang dan berkata, "Oh,
itu ke sebabnya kamu tanya pasal pendapatan
ayah? Kamu nak buat apa dengan duit tu? Mintak
sampai 10 ringgit? Nak beli mainan lagi?? Ayah
penat-penat kerja cari duit, kamu senang-senang
nak membazir ya.. Sudah, pergi masuk bilik..
tidur! Dah pukul berapa nih...!!"

Si anak itu terdiam dan perlahan-lahan dia
kembali ke biliknya. Si ayah duduk di sofa
sambil memikirkan mengapa anaknya yang sekecil
itu meminta duit sampai 10 ringgit. Kira-kira 2
jam kemudian, ayah kembali tenang dan terfikir
kemungkinan besar anaknya benar-benar memerlukan
duit untuk keperluan di sekolah kerana anaknya
tak pernah meminta wang sebegitu banyak sebelum
ini.

Dengan perasaan bersalah, si ayah melangkah
menuju ke bilik anaknya. Di dapati anaknya masih
belum tidur.

"Kamu benar-benar perlukan 10 ringgit? Nah..
ambil ni" Si ayah mengeluarkan sekeping duit
kaler merah.

Kanak-kanak itu segera bangun dan tersenyum
girang.

"Terima kasih banyaklah ayah!"

Lalu dia mengangkat bantalnya dan mengeluarkan
sekeping note 10 ringgit yang sudah renyuk
terhimpit oleh bantal. Bila ternampak duit itu,
si ayah kembali berang.

"Kenapa kamu mintak duit lagi sedangkan kamu dah
ada duit sebanyak itu?? Dan dari mana kamu dapat
duit tu??"

Amin tunduk... tak berani dia merenung ayahnya.
Sambil menggenggam kemas duit itu, dia
menerangkan.....

"Duit ni Amin kumpul dari belanja sekolah yang
ayah bagi hari-hari tu. Amin minta lagi 10
ringgit kat ayah sebab Amin tak cukup duit..."

"Tak cukup duit nak beli apa??"

Jerkah ayahnya lagi.

"Ayah.... sekarang Amin dah ada 20 ringgit..
Nah..ayah ambil duit ni. Amin nak beli sejam
dari masa ayah di pejabat tu. Amin nak ayah
balik kerja awal esok. Amin rindu nak makan
malam dengan ayah.."

Jelas Amin tanpa memandang wajah ayahnya...

The moral of this story...
Kongsilah cite ni ngan sesape je yg anda suka
tapi..yang penting skali, share lah masa
sebanyak 20 ringgit itu bersama2 dgn insan yang
anda sayangi. Ini hanyalah setitis peringatan
kepada sesiapa yang bekerja keras sepanjang
hidupnya..yang bakal kerja sok lusa... atau
sesiapa saja yang selalu sibuk...

Jangan biarkan masa berlalu begitu sahaja tanpa
dinikmati bersama2 dengan mereka2 yang begitu
rapat dengan kita..yang sentiasa berada di hati
kita..

Bayangkan...bila dah kerja nanti...kalau kita
mati.. pihak syarikat akan senang2 cari orang
lain..gantikan kita. Tapi..keluarga, rakan2 yang
kita tinggalkan kat dunia ni pasti akan berasa
suatu kehilangan sepanjang hidup mereka.....

Fikirlah...selama ni.. apa yang kita dah buat
untuk keluarga kita?.. untuk insan yang kita
sayang??

FAMILY: Father And Mother I Luv You...

Cristiano Ronaldo again showed his liking for the big stage by scoring the winner at Old Trafford as Manchester United set another Champions League milestone following a 1-0 victory over Lyon.

The Portugal winger steered the club to a 10th straight home victory in the competition, equalling Juventus' record set 11 years ago.

Ronaldo struck in the 41st minute to break Lyon's resistance and secure a place in the quarter-finals.

Vidic and Benzema

The French side carved out a couple of decent chances before United made the breakthrough.

Sir Alex Ferguson's side were highly motivated from the off and Patrice Evra let his enthusiasm get the better of him.

He picked up a booking after only four minutes for a challenge on Karim Benzema.

The highly-rated Lyon striker had scored a superb opening goal in the first leg and Ferguson knew the danger he posed.

United made a swift break in the 10th minute and there was a buzz of anticipation around the ground as Ronaldo collected the ball.

The Portugal winger cut inside only to see his effort blocked by experienced Brazilian defender Cris.

Anderson then tried to thread the ball through to Evra only for Francois Clerc to read the situation well and clear the danger.

United had stepped up the pressure and Michael Carrick picked out Darren Fletcher in the 16th minute but he rattled a shot from distance wide of the post.

Play broke down the other end and Benzema got clear, only to fire his shot from 25 yards over the top in the 20th minute.

Ronaldo then weighed up a free-kick but scuffed his effort. The ball broke to Wayne Rooney but he too failed to find the target.

Lyon were looking well organised and Clerc whipped in a cross from the right after 27 minutes that Edwin van der Sar took cleanly.

Two minutes later the Dutch goalkeeper had to look alert to parry Kim Kallstrom's rasping effort as the French visitors suddenly stepped up the pace.

Lyon were beginning to knock the ball around and the home fans were getting anxious.

Evra then latched on to a good through ball from Ronaldo and delivered a cross into the box.

Goalkeeper Gregory Coupet got there ahead of Darren Fletcher only to be clattered by the Scottish midfielder and earn a free-kick.

United made the breakthrough to go 2-1 ahead on aggregate thanks to Ronaldo's 30th goal of the season in all competitions.

Nani started the move and sent Wes Brown clear on the right. He found Anderson, whose effort was blocked.

The ball broke to Ronaldo, who beat Coupet at the near post and stun Lyon.

That goal from Ronaldo had given United the boost they needed and Nani saw his effort blocked in the 49th minute.

Lyon were anxious to get back in the game and a minute later Juninho tried his luck from distance but failed to test van der Sar.

Then Evra picked out Carrick and he fired in a shot that was deflected to safety.

Juninho has carved out a reputation as a dead-ball specialist and he was not afraid to try his luck from all of 30 yards in the 58th minute.

But he was left frustrated as Ronaldo showed his defensive side by heading the free-kick to safety.

Lyon, however, launched a swift counter-attack in the 66th minute with United almost paying for their carelessness.

Benzema got away and released Clerc but the move broke down when he delivered a weak cross cum shot into the area.

United boss Ferguson brought on Carlos Tevez for Anderson in the 71st minute in a bid to extend their lead.

Rooney then tried to release the striker with a cross only to see it blocked before Lyon almost grabbed the equaliser.

Substitute Kader Keita showed good pace in the 74th minute but saw his shot come back off the post.

United hit back and Rooney should have scored following a poor back pass from Hatem Ben Arfa only for Coupet to block his chip.

Rooney was again out of luck in the 87th minute with Lyon stretched as they went in search of the equaliser.

While the England striker was left frustrated the consolation was that United completed the job.

Information from: www.soccernet.com